Sunday, April 23, 2006

 
I guess Blogmad was having some problems, but I think I got back on there. All you people threatening me are idiots. You ain't never going to be able to find me. You don't know what it's like to be me, so just shut up. I told you before, I hate whiners. Probably homosexuals no doubt, too scared to leave their names trying to scare me. Whatever man. I've eaten cool whip tougher than you guys.

Tiff ain't pregant, or if she was, she ain't anymore, cause she's been on the rag all weekend. She keeps accusing me of cheating on her, cause me and the boys from the shop stop by the Gentleman's club on the way home sometimes. She needs to understand that she just ain't pretty like those girls are. I tell her she don't need to worry, cause none of them are girlfriend material anyway.

Rico got off on a technicality, again. I swear, if he wasn't Cuban or Mexican or whatever, I'd say he was Irish. I'll talk to you later.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

 
I've been feeling like shit for the past week or so. I ain't had no blow for 6 days now, not since Rico got arrested again. I talked to him, and his lawyer thinks they can get him off for a due process violation or something like that. I can't wait til he gets out, because I don't want to call my sister about it, cause I know she'll cut the hell out of it. I think Tiff has been keeping a stash to herself, because she ain't been saying nothing when I talk about scoring something.

Oh man, I just forgot something I wanted to tell you guys! I had to break up a fight at the dealership. This colored got an attitude with one of our salesmen. He wanted to test drive a car that was obviously out of his budget, and Adam kept trying to steer him towards other, cheaper cars. He was getting uppity like they all do, and started getting in Adam's face. Well, Adam don't take no shit from no one. He's the only guy in Sales that I respect. When I heard them arguing from the shop, I came out to see what was going on. Adam pushed him, and the colored pushed him back. I knew it was gonna get bad after that, so I ran over there with a wrench, and I grabbed Adam. I said to the guy, "Look blue gums, if you don't get the hell outta here now, I'm gonna get five guys from the shop to say that you came at him first.". Well, he's smarter than the rest of his bunch, cause he took off without another word. Now Adam owes me one. He's just lucky that it happened during the week, cause we get real busy on the weekends.

Thanks to all you people who have came here, except you ones that are being assholes. Y'all can go to hell. I'll talk to you later.

Monday, March 13, 2006

 
I just joined this BlogMad thing, cause them other places weren't working or something. Not many people came here. I asked another blogger to let me into it, and I got in. I hope this one works better. I'll talk to you later.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

 
I ain't had much to say lately. I've kind of had a monkey on my back from partyin' a lot, and I've had the neighbors come by twice and ask me about their damn dog. I just played dumb.

Work is a little more steady, and Tiff thinks she's pregnant again. I told her if it ain't mine, I'm gonna do her like that Scott guy in California did. Besides that, I haven't done much. I'll talk to you later.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

 
MIke told me today that he might have to lay me off, cause of all the overtime he gave me before, and with how slow the shops been lately . Then, I called my momma on break today, to see if she could help me out, and the bitch hung up on me. Like my daddy, bless his soul, always said, she wasnt good for nothin no how anyway. I decided not to send my child support payment for February. Those money grubbing bitches can learn to do without for a month or two.

Me and Rico stopped off for a few after work today. He could tell I needed to let loose. WE smokeed some more shit, but it's ok, cause I don't do it every day like him. When i got home, Tiff tore into me about it. Not cause I wsa high, but because I didn't bring her home none. That shit kid of hers got suspended from school yesterday, for skipping class. I aint seen him since, but his ass is mine when I catch him.

That fucking dog is dead. I'm pretty sure I killed it, cause I saw them carry it into the car, and I ain't seen it since. They got a garage too, so I doubt they'll think it was me. I kinda felt bad the first night, but I've been sleeping like a baby ever since. I don't know that the hell I'm going to do if I get laid off. I'll talk to you later.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

 
My god damn neighbor's Retriever barks all night, and they never put him in. I have bad dreams a lot, so my sleep is really precious. I get in a bad mood when I don't get a good nights rest, and that dog has been keeping me up for more than 2 weeks. Last Sunday, I started giving her little bits of antifreeze, because I hear they say that's real bad for dogs and cats. It's been a few days and shes still barking at night, so I'm gonna try a few more times and see what happens.

I think I got the Hawg back in tip top shape. Runnin loud, runnin clean. I just wish I had more time to go ride her. I've been putting in a lot of ot down at the shop lately. With how much Becky asks for every month in child support, I don't have a choice. I love my girls, but I'm getting ready to change my name and move across the country. She's bleedin' me dry. I'm thinking about asking Mike for a raise.

I've been going back to the MacDonalds where I took Jeremy last weekend, to see that colored girl. She says she's 20 years old, and she don't have a boyfriend. I'm pretty sure she'd do me, but I have to think of how I'm going to arrange a date in the drive through. I think I should probably start coming inside to talk to her. I'm gonna have to start working out with all the fries I've been eating. I'll talk to you later.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

 
I'm gonna wake Jeremy up in about 15 minutes and take him for breakfast at MacDonalds. He really likes them Deluxe Big Breakfasts. I like the Mac Griddles. He and I have been getting along better since the last time I had to have a talk with him. I think he understands that I don't hurt him to be mean, I hurt him cause I love him. I told Tiff to explain to him I don't know no better. That's how Daddy, bless his soul, taught me how to be a man, and that's how I'm gonna teach her, well, our boy. He's got a long way to go, but I'll toughen him up yet.

I caught Tiff talking with some guy on the chat thing again. I came home a little early, and I heard some guy talking, but no one talking back. I didn't really hear what he said, and she shut it off when she heard I was home. I told her if that's how she wants to play, fine. I can find someone on the side just as easily. Then she started with the waterworks, saying they're just friends, but I don't buy her bullshit. That's why we're going to MacDonalds. There's this colored girl that's been giving me the eye, and I've never done that kind before. She's got a big ass, and the Hawg likes that. I'll talk to you later.

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